I was sitting here eating little sugary hearts with terms of endearment printed on them. They’re pretty popular with the young people, and surely you must know them: cheap things, sort of disgusting in the way that totally fructosified food product is, but sort of terrific for the same reason. And besides, they’re candied hearts, which can’t be that bad. But I stopped to take a look at some of the platitudes printed on them, and proceeded to eat a U GO GIRL, two yellow EMAIL MEs, a GET REAL, a surprising amount of AWE SOME bits, and topped it off with a GOT CHA.
Now, I don’t have that intimate a history with these candies, but I know they’ve been around for a while, and evidently the endearments have changed over the years. But GET REAL and GOT CHA seem more for bleeding hearts, not those of the more sugary variety, and I wondered if someone in the candy factory was trying to tell me something.
Which didn’t stop me from eating the entire bag. Or thinking that had Zukofsky gotten a job coming up with things to print on candied hearts, I’d probably eat a bag every day.
3 responses so far ↓
1 Jorrin // Jan 30, 2009 at 4:46 am
Miette, it’s lovely as usual. But it’s so short. The universe is unfair to give you to us and not let you read stories to us every single day.
2 Chris Sullivan // Oct 22, 2009 at 2:46 pm
a beautiful expereince, thank you
(spooky link redacted because the editor never saw it, honestly! – ed.)
whew
3 miette // Oct 22, 2009 at 3:57 pm
So glad you enjoyed– I’ll leave it as long as I can and hope it’s well-enjoyed. Mea culpa for the editorial snip on your comment.
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